Report: Ground Still Least Desirable Surface For Breaking Fall.
Sweetie is a person, you should keep in mind, who once cried during a Cheerios commercial. She hides her face during horror movies. Old ladies come up to her and tell her how nice her face looks. She is, in a word, sweet.
So I was not expecting this exchange, after I finished that headline:
"What about glass?" she asked.
"Well, sure..." I said.
"Or rocks?" she went on.
I said: "I think those are considered ground..." but she interrupted:
"What about a pile of poop?"
I was by this point speechless. Remember: cried about Cheerios. But she wasn't done:
"What about a bunch of dead bodies?"
At that point, I'd given up. But Sweetie still had not. About 10 minutes later, she said:
"What about a pile of dead bodies with the flesh-eating virus?"