These two guys came by. Guy 1 had a beard-but-no-moustache, and guy 2 was a big guy with all kinds
of tattoos and a soul patch about 5" long. So basically the kind of guys I assume are in a cult or something and I'm going to die. (That's how my mom raised me.)
Anyway, they bought a couple of cassettes and DVDs and then were looking at the little ceramic houses Mr Bunches used to get from the Dollar Store. "
How much for the ceramics?" Soul Patch asked.
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Two for a quarter," I said.
He didn't buy any but then was telling me how he does this all day: he goes to rummage sales and he buys old storage lockers and he resells the stuff. "
The DVDs are for me," he said. "
And I was going to get your Christmas stuff but I decided not to. If you put it on ebay though you could probably get $15 for a pair of houses."
Then he told me how he got an old fan that someone gave him a hundred buck for from one storage locker, and a bunch of stock certificates that were worth like $7000 from another one, and in one he said he found a bunch of old prescription bottles and in each was a piece of gold jewelry wrapped in tissue paper.