Sweetie wouldn't know funny if it ... I'd better not finish that. She reads these entries. Hi, Sweetie! Love you! (Sweetie's Hunk of the Week, 16)

Sweetie's Hunk of the Week is Andy Samberg.

You/Sweetie know him as: That guy who sings all those funny songs with Justin Timberlake -- and, you know, Justin Timberlake ought to just go ahead and join the cast of Saturday Night Live, shouldn't he?

I know him as: The only reason that anyone pays attention to "SNL" anymore. I tried watching it with Sweetie last week because she wanted to see what song Samberg and Justin Timberlake would do, and it was painful. That "Target Girl?" Dumb. And Seth Myers' news jokes went downhill with that Elliott Spitzer skit. I was certain he'd lost a bet with someone and was forced to air that.



Thing That Makes You Go Hmmmm About Him: This:








Also, he once had filming of a comedy skit interrupted when Kiefer Sutherland saw the skit, which featured a (fake) mugging, and leaped out of his car to try to help the (fake) victim. Honesly!

Reason I Tell Myself Sweetie Likes Him: I assumed it was because he's funny.

Actual Reason Sweetie Likes Him: And I was right. Sweetie says: "He's funny." Mainly because of this:



Point I'd Like To Make About Sweetie's Actual Reason for Liking Him: But she also likes this:



Which would all be very great for Andy Samberg. It should be great because he wants to be funny, and now here's someone -- Sweetie-- who says she likes him because he's funny. Only, Sweetie thinks that the part in this trailer (at about 1:36) where the woman bounces out the window is the most hilarious thing ever put on film:



Seriously. She really believes that's the funniest scene ever. All you have to do, if you see Sweetie, is say "You like this?" and she'll crack up. So, you know, Andy, you're not exactly in great company on Sweetie's list of funny things.