It's non-negotiable. Unless you were to replace it with something better, like 3 a.m. Cheetos?

If you're like me, you've probably tried everything imaginable to get rid of cellulite.

Well, okay, if you're like me, you've tried everything imaginable except "Stop eating pizza at 3:00 a.m." But give me a break: some things are just a deal breaker.

Beyond giving up what is clearly a necessity of life, I've done more or less everything I can to look my best, and you probably have, too, trying to get rid of cellulite that despite your best efforts just stays there, implacable and unmoving, like Mr F when he doesn't want to get out of his crib in the morning. (He's been there for 3 days straight.)

But you only think you've tried everything. Because you haven't tried the new, topnotch, A-#1 Cellulite Cream on the market.

Which one is that? I don't know. But I know someone who does: AntCelluliteCream.com.

Cellulite creams can help against the tough persistence of cellulite, reducing cellulite and firming skin at the same time, but there are a lot of different brands on the market, and not all of them are right for you. Or right, period. That's where AntiCelluliteCream.com comes in.

AntiCelluliteCream.com is made up of nothing but reviews of cellulite creams. They get the products, they test them, and they tell you which ones work and which ones don't, making life easier for you because you don't have to spend tons of money on things that don't help the problem, and can get the best one right out the door.

And, if you're feeling down about yourself, they've even got a little area to perk you up, showing you stars with cellulite, so you can feel a little less alone and even remind yourself that the beautiful people have the same problems you do -- and fix them the same way.

A few minutes on that site will, I'm sure, save you money, and time, and probably work a lot better than giving up 3 a.m. pizza -- which is good, 'cause I'm not doing that. I told you: Deal breaker.