I've hit the big time! (I Get Paid For Doing This)

I'm going to be doing a nationally-available webcast on the amazingly-interesting topic of loan modifications. This is by far the biggest seminar I've done yet, and as part of that I get to stay, free at a hotel in the city where I'm going to film the webcast.

And the hotel I'm staying at is top of the line, too -- as befits a huge media star like me. Just look at the Points Of Interest available in and around the hotel. You'll have to click the picture to read it, probably:
I plan on taking in the scenic walking trail, and then -- if I can arrange it -- having my picture taken in front of the "On-Site Coin Operated Laundry."