Photo Essays: Table Of Contents:

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  The many faces of Mr F

  Durable S'mores and the Secret Homes Of Angels

  This is how my life looked over the past 12 hours... in the antimatter universe.

One night, Mr F somewhat unwillingly helped me make Rice Krispie treats.

Stretching My Legs In Eau Claire, Wisconsin.

"We are going to Wal-Mart to get a mattress, and NOTHING ELSE."

We held the water balloon fight in the front yard because the bees are in the backyard.

Mr F has a slinky & a swing, I have a digital camera.

"We are going to get a trumpet."

We actually never got near many pumpkins at the pumpkin farm.

It's like a scene from Scooby Doo!

Everything looks more significant if you do it in black and white, even just hanging out.

People carrying flowers passed the library.

An experiment

I hope they never find OUR secret place.

Everything looks more significant in black and white, 2.




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