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About the poems: I wanted to see if there was any Star Wars poetry out there, because even I am not immune to Mandatory Star Wars references, and there is, and it's terrible. So in saying that the Star Wars poetry slams are a treat, I'm obviously using "treat" very loosely, as not only are all the Star Wars poems terrible, but "slam" poetry is always terrible, too, so this has been one giant post of suckitude. I should've stuck with Twinkies.
Also, that second one is way more like a rap than a poem, and even as I typed that I realized that I didn't really know what the difference between the two would be.
But there's also a Star Wars beat box:
And we're pretty far beyond poetry, now, and I don't even know why I bothered with this post, as it'll probably turn you off poetry, which is kind of the opposite of the whole idea for these things, so let's finish up with the Hot Actress of the week. Sweetie has decreed that the Hot Actress be Minka Kelly:
I'm not sure who she is or what she does. Sweetie's the expert on things like that. That picture comes from The Superficial because there are nutjob hackers out there who use celebrity searches to infect people's computers with viruses and for some reason we don't lock them away with the rapists to teach them not to mess up people's laptops, so I'm only going to trademark-infringe my celebrity photos from reputable sites from now on.
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Was Minka Kelly one of the chicks who was dating Derek Jeter? Though that's a pretty long list. I thought maybe she was the one who shows up at the end of "500 Days of Summer" when Joseph Gordon-Levitt goes into a job interview and chats her up and her name is Autumn. Ha ha ha, he goes from Summer to Autumn. Still like that move though.
Star Wars has infiltrated every aspect of human life down to the bacteria that live on our bodies.
And by your tweet regarding Alyssa Milano getting a response from Eric Cantor...are you at all suggesting that he responded to Alyssa because she is beautiful and female and rich?
We should do a joint blog post Briane. We could pretend that we were given all of Superman's powers. Then given that no one on earth could stop us, who would be on the list of people that would not survive to see another sunrise.
Pat Robertson would be on my list, Dick Cheney, Eric Cantor, hmmm
i like how your wife picks the hot actress of the week. can't get in trouble there, right? well-played, sir. well-played.
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