It's entirely possible that I averted some galaxy-wide calamity, just by chewing. (Life, With Unicorns)

I was getting ready to get in the shower this morning, and a sudden knocking came at the door.  Before I could do anything, Mr Bunches shoved his way into the room.

"Can you eat this?" he asked me, desperately, holding up the lower part of a gummi-hamburger in his hand.

Before I could answer, he shoved it against my lips, so I bit it and began chewing it.

"Thanks!" he said.  He backed out, closed the door, and ran upstairs.

In case you missed it, I have a different blog, called Me, Annotated, where I collect up favorite posts from the past and discuss them, and where I excerpt parts of my books and write about those, and where I post some of my better comments on other people's blogs.

Me, Annotated: because I can't get enough of me.