I'm pretty sure it will not be treated as canon now that Disney owns "Star Wars"

... but my classic story Han Shot First, No, He Didn't. Yes, He Did. Wait... is up for reading on lit, a place for stories, and I don't remember Elvis being in the Star Wars movies, or do I?

Anyway, click here to read it. It's only 250 words counting the title and you already read that so 10 down, 240 to go!

Click here to read it.