"Police tried to investigate the incident by visiting the club on Sunday night..."

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A South Carolina man was slapped four times by a stripper after he told her to go to a health club and lose weight, Huffington Post reported that someone else reported.

"Police tried to investigate the incident by visiting the club on Sunday night," the story says.

After telling the stripper (who he reported had a muffin top) to lose some weight, the stripper slapped him, and his injuries were 'consistent' with his story as well as backed up by a friend.

"Police tried to investigate the incident by visiting the club on Sunday night," the story mentions.

The man also said bouncers then roughly threw him out, all because he was trying to be a foot soldier in our national war against stripper obesity/fat shaming a sex worker.

"Police tried to investigate the incident by visiting the club on Sunday night," remember -- but the club was closed at the time.

This is the "gentleman's club":

Presumably, the police have been unable to conclude whether the stripper, indeed, needs to visit the health club.

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