Showing posts with label american stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label american stuff. Show all posts

Friday, July 07, 2017

American Twilight

America is not going to be destroyed!” he shouted passionately.
“Never?” prodded the old man softly.
“Well…” Nately faltered.
The old man laughed indulgently, holding in check a deeper, more explosive delight. His goading remained gentle. “Rome was destroyed, Greece was destroyed, Persia was destroyed, Spain was destroyed. All great countries are destroyed. Why not yours? How much longer do you really think your own country will last? Forever? Keep in mind that the earth itself is destined to be destroyed by the sun in twenty-five million years or so."
Nately squirmed uncomfortably. “Well, forever is a long time, I guess.”
“A million years?” persisted the old man with keen, sadistic zest. “A half million? The frog is almost five hundred million years old. Could you really say with much certainty that America, with all its strength and prosperity, with it’s fighting man that is second to none, and with its standard of living that is the highest in the world, will last as long as the… frog?”


Friday, March 31, 2017

American Silo



In this area of the Bible, Jesus first feeds the 4000 followers using just 7 loaves of bread. After he dismisses them, he is quizzed by the Pharisees, who demand a sign from God, but Jesus says he won't do it.

[83% of Americans identify themselves as Christians.]

Jesus tells the apostles to watch out for the yeast of the Pharisees, and the apostles tell him they have no bread. Jesus chides them for not yet understanding his lesson and reminds them that he has fed 5000 people with few loaves of bread, then 4000 with few loaves of bread.

[Only 3 in 10 Americans actually attend a religious service at least once a week; 
most of those are Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormons]

Jesus heals a blind man, gradually, and talks about how he must suffer and be killed, then rise again. Peter tries to talk to him about this, and Jesus snaps at him: "Get behind me, Satan," he says, telling Peter that Peter has only human concerns, not those of God.

[52% of the people that attend church at least one time per week say that there are no clear standards for what is right and wrong, and that it depends on the situation.]

After all that, Jesus tells the apostles:

“Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me. For whoever wants to save their life will lose it, but whoever loses their life for me and for the gospel will save it. What good is it for someone to gain the whole world, yet forfeit their soul? Or what can anyone give in exchange for their soul? If anyone is ashamed of me and my words in this adulterous and sinful generation, the Son of Man will be ashamed of them when he comes in his Father’s glory with the holy angels.”

[Over the last 50 years, the best-selling book in the world has been the Bible; number 2 is a book of quotations from Mao Tse Tung.  Number 3 is the Harry Potter series.]

Friday, February 24, 2017

American Courts


4 out of every 10 people carries a credit card balance from month to month. That figure is actually down from the year 2000, when 50% of people in America carried credit card debt.

The average credit card debt for houses with zero net worth or a negative net worth is $10,307; that group, the poorest, has the highest average credit card debt of any economic strata.

Most credit card cases used to be litigated in small claims court, where debtors can take advantage of looser procedures, but where many cases are not heard by elected judges.  In the past 2 years, small claims cases have dropped, while the number of cases filed in civil court (generally, seeking $10,000 or more) have climbed.

The "vast majority" of cases in state courts are debt collection, landlord-tenant, foreclosure, and small claims. In as many as 75% of the cases heard in a state court, at least one party appears without representation; this was true even in small claims cases, where an increasing number of collectors are represented by lawyers. That is, 3 out of every 4 cases involves a creditor, represented by a lawyer, suing a debtor, unrepresented, over money, housing or a vehicle.

According to one source, 80% of all collection debt relates to health care, telecommunications, or utilities.

The number of people working as debt collectors has doubled since 1990.









Saturday, December 17, 2016

American Dirt




It didn't matter much; the citizen in question was already on a US government "kill list."

Our government has a "kill list."

The government also killed that citizen's teenage son, but said it was an 'accident.'

The government apologized.

The author of the memo now sits on a federal appeals court.


Monday, June 13, 2016

American Illusion



Let America Be America Again
Langston Hughes

Let America be America again.
Let it be the dream it used to be.
Let it be the pioneer on the plain
Seeking a home where he himself is free.

(America never was America to me.)

Let America be the dream the dreamers dreamed—
Let it be that great strong land of love
Where never kings connive nor tyrants scheme
That any man be crushed by one above.

(It never was America to me.)

O, let my land be a land where Liberty
Is crowned with no false patriotic wreath,
But opportunity is real, and life is free,
Equality is in the air we breathe.

(There’s never been equality for me,
Nor freedom in this “homeland of the free.”)

Say, who are you that mumbles in the dark? 
And who are you that draws your veil across the stars?

I am the poor white, fooled and pushed apart,
I am the Negro bearing slavery’s scars.
I am the red man driven from the land,
I am the immigrant clutching the hope I seek—
And finding only the same old stupid plan
Of dog eat dog, of mighty crush the weak.

I am the young man, full of strength and hope,
Tangled in that ancient endless chain
Of profit, power, gain, of grab the land!
Of grab the gold! Of grab the ways of satisfying need!
Of work the men! Of take the pay!
Of owning everything for one’s own greed!

I am the farmer, bondsman to the soil.
I am the worker sold to the machine.
I am the Negro, servant to you all.
I am the people, humble, hungry, mean—
Hungry yet today despite the dream.
Beaten yet today—O, Pioneers!
I am the man who never got ahead,
The poorest worker bartered through the years.

Yet I’m the one who dreamt our basic dream
In the Old World while still a serf of kings,
Who dreamt a dream so strong, so brave, so true,
That even yet its mighty daring sings
In every brick and stone, in every furrow turned
That’s made America the land it has become.
O, I’m the man who sailed those early seas
In search of what I meant to be my home—
For I’m the one who left dark Ireland’s shore,
And Poland’s plain, and England’s grassy lea,
And torn from Black Africa’s strand I came
To build a “homeland of the free.”

The free?

Who said the free?  Not me?
Surely not me?  The millions on relief today?
The millions shot down when we strike?
The millions who have nothing for our pay?
For all the dreams we’ve dreamed
And all the songs we’ve sung
And all the hopes we’ve held
And all the flags we’ve hung,
The millions who have nothing for our pay—
Except the dream that’s almost dead today.

O, let America be America again—
The land that never has been yet—
And yet must be—the land where every man is free.
The land that’s mine—the poor man’s, Indian’s, Negro’s, ME—
Who made America,
Whose sweat and blood, whose faith and pain,
Whose hand at the foundry, whose plow in the rain,
Must bring back our mighty dream again.

Sure, call me any ugly name you choose—
The steel of freedom does not stain.
From those who live like leeches on the people’s lives,
We must take back our land again,
America!

O, yes,
I say it plain,
America never was America to me,
And yet I swear this oath—
America will be!

Out of the rack and ruin of our gangster death,
The rape and rot of graft, and stealth, and lies,
We, the people, must redeem
The land, the mines, the plants, the rivers.
The mountains and the endless plain—
All, all the stretch of these great green states—
And make America again!


Friday, May 27, 2016

American Driveway


There are many rules for the display of the American flag, none of which have the force of law because: free speech.

Recommendations for displaying the flag include never letting it touch anything beneath it, including specifically the ground; and, never displaying it in a way that will let it become damaged or soiled.

I would assume if you love the flag, you know the guidelines for displaying the flag.

I would assume if you love the flag enough to paint it on your driveway, you love it enough to not paint it on your driveway.




Saturday, February 27, 2016

American Cell Phone


The cell phone was patented in 1917 by a Finnish inventor named Eric Tigerstedt. Tigerstedt was often called "the Thomas Edison of Finland." You can tell the two apart, though, because it was Thomas Edison, not Eric Tigerstedt, who lied about the cause of his deafness: Edison, late in his life told people he was deaf because he'd been helped onto a train by a conductor who lifted him by his ears.




Although right now many people are focused on the fight between the FBI and Apple -- and more people don't understand why that fight is important -- it's equally important to note that for over 10 years the FBI has had the ability to remotely turn on the microphone on your cell phone to listen in on you even when your phone is turned off.

Even if the software isn't on your phone right now, it can be remotely installed by the company that made your phone.




Over 60 law enforcement or government agencies in the United States are known to have "stingray" devices -- a tool that simulates a cell phone tower and intercepts (and can record) every cell phone conversation (or data point) passing through it.

Those are the ones that are known. Most government agencies don't let people know whether they have a stingray or not. 



Thomas Edison said "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless."


Friday, January 22, 2016

American Bandstand


The singer who appeared most on "American Bandstand" was Freddy "Boom Boom" Cannon. He appeared 110 times.

Freddy "Boom Boom" Cannon's hit song was Palisades Park.




Palisades Park was written by Chuck Barris. Barris created The Gong Show and claimed to have killed 35 people while working for the CIA in the 1970s.

The CIA denies Barris ever worked for them.




That's just what you'd expect them to do, of course.

Thursday, September 10, 2015

American Pillows


Here in America, we have a mattress whose manufacturer boasts that the fabric is "selected by hand," and sewn by hand (including some materials shipped in from Belgium, foam created by a special laboratory, delivery by bike messenger (?) and which costs $850.

Just thought you'd want to know.

Friday, July 04, 2014

American Enterpreneurs




Americans spend

$35,000,000,000 each year on cigarettes.

$13,100,000,000 each year on porn.

And

$6,820,000,000 each year to provide nutritional assistance to poor women with infant children.

In America 2014, a poor woman who gets pregnant would find it easier to survive by going into porn than by asking society for some help.

Happy Fourth of July!






Sunday, May 25, 2014

American Night



2,178 American soldiers have died in Afghanistan in the "War on Terror."

4,489 American soldiers have died in Iraq.

More than 51,000 American soldier have been wounded between the two wars.

US Army Specialist Bowe Bergdahl has been held as a prisoner of war in Afghanistan since June 30, 2009.  Taliban forces are demanding $1,000,000 and the release of 21 POWs from Guantanamo Bay prison in exchange for his release.

These are the exact words which Congress used in authorizing any President -- ANY President, from here on out -- to conduct a war with no specified enemies, no zone of operations, no identified enemy, and no clearcut goals or signs of victory:


That the President is authorized to use all necessary and appropriate force against those nations, organizations, or persons he determines planned, authorized, committed, or aided the terrorist attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001, or harbored such organizations or persons, in order to prevent any future acts of international terrorism against the United States by such nations, organizations or persons.


Using those words, two Presidents have set up military tribunals which authorize detention of US citizens, use drone strikes to kill nearly 200 children in Pakistan, extraordinary rendition to subject people to torture, the NSA eavesdropping.

The Authorization for the Use of Military Force has even been cited by President Obama as giving him the power to kill US citizens without a trial.

The Authorization does not end.  Last week, the House of Representatives voted against ending the authorization, and voted in particular not to end Guantanamo Bay or indefinite military detention.

Enjoy your cookouts today!