Kim and Kanye just want privacy remember and aren't going to talk about their wedding (Why I Hate People)

...which is why they are limiting themselves to tastefully and privately letting the world know that Kanye commissioned a painting of Kim, nearly naked, which he calls "My Queen Kim: Perfect Bitch."

And letting people see the picture.

All in the name of privacy, of course.  LEAVE THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS ALONE YOU MEDIA VULTURES WHO HAVE COME TO THE PRESS CONFERENCE THEY CALLED TO SHOW YOU THE NUDE PICTURES THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO WRITE ABOUT.




When you're done ogling Kim -- MEDIA VULTURE! -- you should write a time travel story and submit it to the IWM Indie-pendence Day Anthology! Deadline is June 15 and you can win cash and prizes.  First prize is you get to marry Kim Kardashian next $15 in Amazon gift cards!