Things I Learned Today:

1.  A siriometer is equal to 1,000,000 atomic units -- a distance of about 15,800,000 light years. Meanwhile, an attoparsec is equal to 3.085 cm.

2. One simply cannot play "Buzz versus Zurg" anywhere but the kitchen.

3. Mmm, sourdough toast.

None of these factor into the story I posted on lit, called "POP QUIZ: Who Do We Wish Had Said What?" which you can read by clicking this link if you are so inclined.