I'm not talking about the good kind of heavy metal, the kind Sweetie likes, like Ozzy Osbourne's "Crazy Train."

If you eat like I do-- things that end in "Ito" forming 98% of your diet, with the rest being "Red Pop," then you need, like I do, something to keep the old body going. That something is Chlorella.

Greenpath's Chlorella is a supplement that's chock full, as they say, with proteins, vitamins, and minerals, a supplement made from a plant that for centuries now has been used to detoxify the body by helping remove heavy metals from your body. (Heavy metals are those elements on the periodic table that chemistry teacher's like Mr. Hassemer ignored because when they said "heavy metal" the dirtballs in the back of the class would make Satanic finger symbols and yell "Yeah!")

Taking Chlorella can give extra energy, clear your mind, reduce anxiety, and even has helped people with their complexion, all in addition to removing heavy metals. Greenpath's Chlorella helps you take care of yourself by being made from 100% pure, organically grown plants.

So keep on, like me, eating the Itos and Red Pop -- but get some Chlorella to balance it out.