
Is melon more manly than peach?
Sweetie picked up lip balm yesterday, some kind of multipack that she then distributed among the family. She gave me "melon," and when I asked why, she said "I gave you the most masculine one." So I asked which one The Boy got, and she said "Peach."
I used it today, and my coffee tastes melon-y.
Not in the holiday spirit yet? Read "Merry Guckmas" and you will be!

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