
Me: Your music is terrible.
Sweetie: That's a nice thing to say. You're not nice.
Me: Do you like any of my music?
Sweetie: No.
Me: Why?
Sweetie: Because your music is for old people.
At which point, she put on what is now Song 63, She's Gone, by Hall & Oates.
Hall & Oates. Hall & Oates. This is the music Sweetie considers cool. All I have to say about that is this: "Hall & Oates" was beloved by old people in the 80s, which means all the middle-aged people who loved them then are now senior citizens. Take that, Sweetie!
Also: When I was younger, I thought the name of this group wasn't "Hall & Oates,", but "Haulin' Oats."
Down... to Go: All the songs on my iPod. But not in order. That'd be crazy. Song 62 here.
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