Quote of the Day: 13.

I read this yesterday, and then laughed for about five minutes. Last night, I tried to tell the joke to The Boy, but he just stared at me blankly. I can't help it, though; it's one of the funniest lines around.



(It's not so much a quote as it is a comic, but who says I can't quote from a comic? This is America, after all, and we know what that means. This comic is courtesy of "Toothpaste for Dinner," a site that lets you run their comics so long as you link back to them, which presumably means that I won't get sued for trademark infringement since they say I can do it.)

Quote of the Day 12 here.