Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Wednesday, November 08, 2017

The Future: A True Story

Me: I wonder if the boys will still like going to the playground when they're twenty.

Sweetie: I can just see you taking them to the park, with your cane and your monocle, saying to the other kids get off my lawn.

Me: Why do I have a monocle?

Me: Do I become evil?