And now it's Saturday morning and even at 6:53 a.m. it's so cloudy out that it's almost like the sun hasn't risen at all, and Sweetie said the high is supposed to be 59 degrees but your phone says 67 degrees, which doesn't even matter because either way, you're not going to the beach today, right? I mean it was Memorial Day a week ago and now you probably are going to have to wear a sweatshirt today.
Here is what I recommend. Pour yourself a bowl of Cap'n Crunch Crunchberries.
Look at some funny stuff that will make you laugh, like the "Obvious Plant" Tumblr
Remind yourself that late last night you finally beat that one level of Plants vs. Zombies 2 that had been bedeviling you for like three days
Check and see if any museums are open today and what they cost. Remind yourself that there are indoor pools. Put your Cap'n Crunch bowl in the sink. Get up and move around.
Don't say tomorrow's another day. Say today's THE day.