Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Sweetie's Hunks of the Week!/Hunks of the Moment

All Of Sweetie's Hunks Of The Week & Hunks of the Moment, The Way You Like Them: In Numerical Order!

1: Simon Baker

2: Martin Henderson

3: Viggo Mortensen

7: Jamie Bamber.

8: Jensen Ackels

9: Dispute of the Week: Robert Pattinson/William Fichter

8, again? Who numbers these things? Owen Wilson

9, again? Let's get it together, man! Rick Springfield.

12? Ryan Reynolds

13: Tom Welling (A Guy You Never Heard Of From Smallville)

14: Alex O' Laughlin (who?)

15: Christopher Meloni

16: Andy Samberg

17: Dane Cook

18: Bailey Chase

19: Jason Patric.

20: Bradley Cooper.

21: Will Smith.

22: Logan Marshall Green.

23: Chris Hardwick

24: Gerard Butler

25: Josh... um.. Stewart.

26: Tom Cavanagh

27: The Guy Who Played "Mordor" On "Better Off Ted."

28: Tony Goldwyn

29. Thomas Calabro

30. Bobby Campo

31. Charlie Hunnam

Hunks continue after this word from me...

Just Exactly How Life Looks : a book of short stories in which you'll be introduced to unforgettable people living remarkable lives.

Cowboys wander in a timeless desert.

Scientists meet in secret to plot a new way to get attention, and money, from people.

A man and his would-be lover try to find lions on safari, and more.

The people and places in this book spring to life fully-formed and full of anxiety and imagination. They worry about the time they have had and the time they have left. They bury their loved ones and look for new friends. They talk and laugh and hope and cry and die, while their friends and family and enemies and Gods watch them, seeing, in their faces and actions and fears, a portrait of just exactly how life looks.

Buy it on, or download it for $0.99 on your e-reader.

4: Taye Diggs

5& 6: Co-Hunks Joel McHale & Jason Bateman

32. Juan Martin Del Potro.

33. Wentworth Miller.

Update On Jensen.

34. Louis C.K.

35. Matthew Bomer.

36. Jesse Williams

37. Jonathan Jackson

38. Mark Wahlberg

39. Kyle Chandler

40. Chuck Wicks

41. Giovanni Ribisi

42. Nathan Fillion

43. James Franco

44. Daughtry (the whole band)

45. Matthew Morrison

46. Reggie Bush

47. Clark Gregg

48. Oliver Martinez

49. Sam Worthington.

50. Dave Annabele

51. Jamie Oliver.

52. Ryan Kwanten

53. Linus Roache

54. Cam Gigandet

55. Ty Burrell

56. Mike Vogel

57. Robby Benson

58. Isaiah Mustafa

59. David Lyons.

60. Joe Penny

61. Taylor Kitsch

62. Robert Downey, Jr.

63. Timothy Olyphant

64. Thorsten Kaye.

65. Max Ryan.

Hunks continue after this word from me:

Claudius wanted to be the first man to reach the stars... and maybe he was.

In a stunning psychological horror work, "Eclipse" unfolds slowly, beginning with Claudius drifting through space after something has gone wrong with his mission. As he stares at the only thing he can see, a tiny rock off in space, he mulls the events that led him here, reflecting on his childhood and the mission-turned-into-murder. Or did things go bad? In "Eclipse" s the story, the reader is treated to a twisting, constantly changing landscape created by Claudius' own mind, as version after version of what-might-have-happened pile on. One thing is clear, though: Something has gone wrong, and Claudius may never reach the stars. Or will he?

Read Eclipse by purchasing it at Or get it on your Kindle for as little as $0.99.

Hunks of the Moment:

1. Alan Dale.

2. Henry Thomas

3. Nacho Figueras

4. Ed O'Neill

5. Daniel Tosh

6. Michael Wilding

Like what you've read here? Check out my collection of essays and stories:

Thinking The Lions, and 117* Other Ways To Look At Life (*Give Or Take)

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