Sunday, August 13, 2017

I like to think

kudos for the use of 'amongst' as that makes it extra scientifical

I like to think this ketchup packet has crawled out of the Primordial Ketchup Packet Sea and made its way onto land, the first such ketchup packet to do so, because that means that 100,000 years from now the ketchup packets will argue amongst themselves about whether anyone can prove that they ever did that.