Friday, August 18, 2017

Study hard and go to school every day

Study hard

and go to school every day

And someday you 

Will get to watch as some OTHER guy gets to have a job involving knocking down a house while you head into your office.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

I like to think

kudos for the use of 'amongst' as that makes it extra scientifical

I like to think this ketchup packet has crawled out of the Primordial Ketchup Packet Sea and made its way onto land, the first such ketchup packet to do so, because that means that 100,000 years from now the ketchup packets will argue amongst themselves about whether anyone can prove that they ever did that.