Pope Swift To Offer Comfort, Courage To Indiana Rep Under Fire For His Views On Marriage

Pictured: Serious, moral world leader
Pope Francis (center), taking a courageous
stance against injustice.

Pope Swift, benefactor to the downtrodden who hope only for the chance to make everyone conform to their religious beliefs, met in secret with Kim Davis while in America.  But Kim Davis is not the only prisoner of conscience trapped in the American political system! Consider the case of (now former) Indiana State House Majority Leader Jud McMillin, recently forced to resign because of his views on marriage and religious freedom.

McMillin, a "rising star" in the Indiana Republican Party, was brought down by the forces of secular humanism/liberal mafia/the gays recently probably because he signed onto a 'religious freedom' bill that would've given Indiana businesses the "right" (Pope/God's words) to conscientiously object to serving gays.

The vast left wing conspiracy/Matt Damon brought down McMillin by stealing his phone in Canada, using it to record a sex video, sending that sex video to McMillin's contacts, and then returning his phone to him. TYPICAL. Here's the official statement from McMillin:

“My phone was stolen in Canada and out of my control for about 24 hours. I have just been able to reactivate it under my control. Please disregard any messages you received recently. I am truly sorry for anything offensive you may have received.”

McMillin has previously been twice targeted by Satan/Hillary Clinton: once when he was sued for inflicting emotional distress on a crime victim he became 'romantically involved' with while a prosecutor, and once when it was claimed he used his government position to steer projects to his law firm.

While he waits for Pope Swift to call, McMillin is "focus[ing] all of [his] attention on making [his] family's world a better place." We should all live by his courageous example.