Monday, June 27, 2011

Quote of the Day 62:



Sweetie and I went out on a date last Friday, and part of the date was going to a store on State Street where she likes to get clothes.

The store will remain nameless, the reason being the conversation that makes the quote of the day; we were waiting in line to pay for the shirt she'd picked out, a woman near the front of the store had this conversation with a worker nearby us:

Woman: Claire, it moved.

Worker: It did?

Woman: I was gonna pick it up and it scooted into a corner.

For the rest of the night -- and certainly while we stood in line, we wondered what had scooted into the corner.

And because I know you're wondering, the answer is yes, Sweetie toughed it out and bought the shirt. Corner-Scooting-Monster or not, she wanted that shirt.

Bonus Reason Why Sweetie and I Are Perfect For Each Other: Later on, talking about that moment, we realized that the first animal we'd both thought of when we heard it was... turtle.


1 comment:

Michael Offutt said...

Oh how funny.