
Sweetie and I went out on a date last Friday, and part of the date was going to a store on State Street where she likes to get clothes.
The store will remain nameless, the reason being the conversation that makes the quote of the day; we were waiting in line to pay for the shirt she'd picked out, a woman near the front of the store had this conversation with a worker nearby us:
Woman: Claire, it moved.
Worker: It did?
Woman: I was gonna pick it up and it scooted into a corner.
For the rest of the night -- and certainly while we stood in line, we wondered what had scooted into the corner.
And because I know you're wondering, the answer is yes, Sweetie toughed it out and bought the shirt. Corner-Scooting-Monster or not, she wanted that shirt.
Bonus Reason Why Sweetie and I Are Perfect For Each Other: Later on, talking about that moment, we realized that the first animal we'd both thought of when we heard it was... turtle.

1 comment:
Oh how funny.
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