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"All toes are whores," which really is true, but also which really only makes sense in context, the context being "I was pretending at first to be Oldest Daughter," because Oldest, when she helps Sweetie with her hair, toes, etc., is pretty rude about it and says things like "You have ugly toes," which I suppose is a normal part of the mother-daughter relationship, and then I stopped pretending to be oldest and temporarily pretended to be Middle Daughter, who can be a bit judgmental, but not, so far as I know, about toes.
"It's a ca-toe-strophe," which I said when I went outside the lines on her big toe.
See how great I am to live with? You don't live with me, and so you had to hear this second hand.
*That is, I think they are clever, not I think that there are two things I said. In actuality, I said many clever things, mostly on the subject of singers whose albums I might not like, but these are the only two I felt worth sharing.