Wednesday, May 21, 2014

We should respect Kim and Kanye's privacy by never watching or talking about them again. (Why I Hate People)

Because they clearly want privacy for their highly-publicized wedding, as shown by the fact that Kim called a press conference to announce that they will not I REPEAT NOT be televising the wedding!

At the highly-private public press conference, the very-private person whose entire life is filmed by multiple cameras told all the super-private reporters for websites and magazines that AND THIS IS AN EXACT QUOTE

"Privacy is our main priority."

Pictured: A private moment, as seen in Playboy.

They are SO SERIOUS about the privacy of this non-wedding (they won't exchange vows and actually got married on May 4) that EXACT QUOTE TIME Kim told The Daily Mail

We are not filming our wedding for Keeping Up With The Kardashians....You will see everything leading up til and after! 

Again, the reason they're not showing the ceremony is they are already married and have been for 18 days, plus they cannot legally marry in France under French law.  But you know, privacy.

So if you want to respect Kim and Kanye's wishes, don't pay any attention to them. If you still want to send them a little gift, maybe do like Kim's ex-boyfriend Ray J, who is sending the happy couple a check representing a portion of Ray's profits from the sex tape he made with Kim that made her famous.

I call this "Privacy 2: Electric Boogaloo"!


Andrew Leon said...

Okay, now I have to wonder: Do you think a sex tape would help a writer?

Pat Dilloway said...

It is hilarious how these celebrities complain about the media while simultaneously exploiting it for their advantage.

Unlike most people I'd prefer to know as little about the people I watch in movies and as possible.

Robin said...

Is it just me... or is that last picture flat-out creepy? Does anyone really kiss like that? Heck, maybe I've been doing it wrong all these years and should be watching The Experts. No. I think I'll stick with what works for me. That whole tickling tongues outside the mouth is just gross. And the way Kanye is "kissing" Kim but looking at the camera... CREEPY. Why does anyone care what these two are doing? I will say it one more time... CREEPY.

Another point that you have yet to address... When I heard they named their baby daughter North I wanted to smack them both. What kind of people puts more of a price on a name sounding cool (or strange or memorable) to the public than their poor kid who has to live with a bizarre name? North is NOT a name. It is a direction. North West is a horrible name. Poor kid. With two disasters for parents.

Liz A. said...

I like Andrew's idea. I bet a writer could make an awesome sex tape. The problem would be in getting people to watch it. Depending. It's something to ponder.