Sunday, December 13, 2015

28 Xmas Stories, 16:

Reason #6 Not To Get Drunk At The Office Xmas Party

Rosa,” he said, “Kiss me under the mistletoe! I’ve loved you forever!”

“No,” she said back.

Why not?” he wondered aloud.

“You’re not in love with me, you’re drunk,” she told him “That’s not mistletoe. It’s a fern. My name isn’t Rosa, it’s Shirley. Plus, the Xmas party was a month ago. And you don’t even work here.”

“I knew it,” he said.

EXTRA CREDIT: Do you think she was lying? Discuss.

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