Author of The Hunger Games *thinks to herself* “I really want to name my main character after my best friend but I can’t let everyone know how desperately lonely I am... I know, I’ll change the C to a K and nobody will be the wiser.” *goes off to see if new issue of O magazine has arrived.*
Cat owner Leah Garza *thinks to herself* I really want to name my best friend after the only thing that’s ever brought meaning to my life but I can’t let everyone know how desperately lonely I am... I know, I’ll change the K to a C and nobody will be the wiser.” *decides to drink a pumpkin spice latte out of season because she is her own woman*
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"Hey your pet really looks like [famous person]"-- Nobody, ever.
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