You always know where you stand with Mr Bunches.

We were playing Alphabet Soup Sorters, in which you take little cards out of a can, each starting with the same letter, and say or do something about them.

For G one card is gift. So I pretended to open the package and said "Oh, look it's a gift. A new pair of pants!"

Mr Bunches said: "Are they pants for you?"

I said: "Yes."

He said: "They look too tight."