A tinier stegosaurus and a robot re-enact most of the key scenes from "Ice Castles."

A tinier stegosaurus reflects on how one could view this picture as the tables having been turned.

See more of my pictures on "Briane Pagel: PWNST".

Have you read "Short Stories With Long Titles?" Here's the first EVER.

A tinier stegosaurus... OHMYGODLOOKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A tinier stegosaurus prepares to shoot the opening scene in his low-budget remake titled "The Tinier Land Of The Lost."

Briane Pagel on Staree

A tinier stegosaurus wonders what all the hype regarding the blue chairs was about... then understands.

Briane Pagel on Staree

A tinier stegosaurus has only one natural enemy: five-year-old boys.

A tinier stegosaurus volunteers with the Coast Patrol on the weekends.

A tinier Stegosaurus joins me for dinner.

A tinier stegosaurus pays his share for the gas (but will NOT buckle up.)

A tinier stegosaurus relaxes in his lair.

A tiny triceratops... aww, it's just not the same.

A tiny stegosaurus apparently will see me in court.

A tiny stegosaurus remembers why he usually avoids being set up on blind dates.

A tiny stegosaurus challenges you to a staring contest.

A tiny stegosaurus might just try his hand at the video poker.

A tiny stegosaurus: A self-portrait using french fries as the medium.

A tiny stegosaurus can dream.

A tiny stegosaurus refuses to shovel anymore.

A tiny stegosaurus pages through the liner notes from Roger Waters' 1987 concept album 'Radio KAOS' for no particular reason.

A tiny stegosaurus would gladly give up his seat to someone who needs it, but it looks like it won't come to that.