Was it only six short months ago that "scientists" got bored and decided to just start making stuff up again to try to fill the lonely days between research grants? We all remember those heady days when "scientists" got tired of pretending that velociraptors actually existed and instead pretended that planets didn't exist, or did exist, or existed in another dimension, or something. Frankly, I'm still confused by it all. But at least some good came out of all that "science," and that good is that Lisa Loeb really did write that song about how to remember all 417 planets, planetary-sized objects, objectary-sized planets, sizedary-objectified-planets and the rest of the crazy mishmash we call "the solar system" and "scientists" call "that thing we hope they never pay attention to as long as they keep giving us money."
The song is called "11 Planets" for some reason; why it's called that is not clear, since there are according to "science" 12 planets and according to "fact" only 9 planets, so while the song is good, it's about as accurate as "science" usually is. While you can hear it at this site, you can't, so far as I can tell, buy it anywhere. Except on 2003 UB 313.
Read actual "scientific" proof that Velociraptors never existed!
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Rachel's not sure where she came from or what she's supposed to do, unless she really is trying to take over the world with a little help from her Octopus, a Valkyrie, and her lover Brigitte. Read Lesbian Zombies Are Taking Over The World!
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