Here's your real war on Christmas. (Stuff, and Junk.)

I don't even know what to make of this:

I didn't get the whole package in the picture, but I'm sure you can gather that it's candy, but not just chocolate Christmas candy. It's candy that's supposed to have been pooped out by a reindeer.

If that's not Christmas-y enough for you, don't fail to note you can get the Santa version. He's sitting on a toilet, I believe.