Tuesday, June 21, 2011

TWINKIE WATCH: Day Eight.

I give you...

Infrared Twinkie!





This is truly SCIENCE at its finest, and its best value; who else gives you not just regular ol' Science (watching a Twinkie) but a little extra Science (Infrared) just for you? Nobody. Just me.

With the magic of Infrared Twinkiespectometry, a Science in which I am now the leading authority, I have discovered a key point about the Theory Of Everything, that point being:

The plate I used is a "SOLO" plate. SOLO, upside down and backwards and in infrared, is 0705 -- or July, 2005.

And what happened in July 2005? Only this: NASA's Deep Impact probe struck the comet Tempel 1. This is Tempel 1:




Coincidence? I think not.

Also, in Infrared, the Control Group Peppermint Patty appears to emit some sort of radiation.

In other Science updates, I have still not decided whether Science allows me to touch the Twinkie.

Day 7, with its discussion of 'dark matter' and ice cream, is here.

2 comments:

Rogue Mutt said...

How the hell did you get infrared?

Michael Offutt said...

How sad that you are destroying a perfectly good twinkie.