Infrared Twinkie!
This is truly SCIENCE at its finest, and its best value; who else gives you not just regular ol' Science (watching a Twinkie) but a little extra Science (Infrared) just for you? Nobody. Just me.
With the magic of Infrared Twinkiespectometry, a Science in which I am now the leading authority, I have discovered a key point about the Theory Of Everything, that point being:
The plate I used is a "SOLO" plate. SOLO, upside down and backwards and in infrared, is 0705 -- or July, 2005.
And what happened in July 2005? Only this: NASA's Deep Impact probe struck the comet Tempel 1. This is Tempel 1:
Coincidence? I think not.
Also, in Infrared, the Control Group Peppermint Patty appears to emit some sort of radiation.
In other Science updates, I have still not decided whether Science allows me to touch the Twinkie.
Day 7, with its discussion of 'dark matter' and ice cream, is here.
2 comments:
How the hell did you get infrared?
How sad that you are destroying a perfectly good twinkie.
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