Today I got to have lunch with Mr Bunches at his school. While I was waiting for him to come out of the class, I looked at the latest projects the kids had done. The assignment was to write, on a computer, a sentence beginning with "The most important thing about me is..." and then finish the sentence and draw a picture of that thing.
Some kids said their most important thing was that they were nice, or that they took care of their dog or other pet. (Three pets were frogs. Is that the hot new pet? Because I was thinking turtle.) One kid said the most important thing about him was that he eats peanut butter & jelly. (NAILED IT.)
Then there was Mr Bunches' sign:
Which also? I'm not sure it's even true.
My favorite is that the spider appears pretty nonplussed about Mr Bunches' love for him.