Monday, September 01, 2014

Long story short: I'm done for the day.

A few minutes ago I was in the kitchen about to grab a handful of "Cap'n Crunch Orphans" when something touched my eye and then left, like flickered into it and then was gone.  While that was bad enough, my brain instantly decided that this thing must have been a spider, and so I had to search all around me while standing motionless to see if there was a spider that had tried to lay eggs in my eye and then left, and when I didn't find it I became convinced it was on me, and so my skin is crawling right now and every twitch I feel I am convinced is a black widow spider on my body, which is possible because Sweetie bought bananas last week.

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