Me: Why can't I listen to my audiobook?
Mr Bunches: Because if you do I will have to tape you to a wall.
Me: Where would you learn something like that?
Mr Bunches: It's from a song about ducks.
Wait, how does everyone know all these animal songs about revenge and punishment and I have never heard of them? What is going on in the elementary schools of America???!?
2 comments:
Just make sure he doesn't have tape.
Or nails.
(That's from a joke about rabbits."
Wait, how does everyone know all these animal songs about revenge and punishment and I have never heard of them? What is going on in the elementary schools of America???!?
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