Hopefully I can do one of these a day until Xmas Eve. But before getting to the song, an announcement. The latest Some _____ Stories has hit the shelves!
It's got SIXTEEN DIFFERENT Xmas stories -- most of them brand-new and never read before, including my newest favoritest story I've ever written, "Other Snowmen". And it features a bonus excerpt from an Andrew Leon book -- so for just $0.99, you'll be getting ALL THE HOLIDAY ENTERTAINMENT YOU COULD EVER WANT. Seriously, Xmas will seem pretty anticlimactic after how great this book is.
So click here to go download it now, then come back and listen to this song that either references Xmas or references an Elvis song referencing Xmas. Now that's meta!
And the picture!
Yep. We're back to Xmas lights.
Hey, why haven't you downloaded that book of short stories yet? Click here to do so immediately. Remember, Santa's watching.