"Make sure you button up his shirt. He's not Lawrence Welk."
-- Sweetie, instructing me on how to dress Mr Bunches this morning.
Longtime readers will remember that Sweetie is particularly concerns about the Babies! showing their chests. Longtime readers may also wonder what era, exactly, Sweetie grew up in because she previously opted to use Bobby Vinton as the example of what the Babies! are not.
This morning, she dropped back a little more in history, picking out Lawrence Welk as an apparently-chest-baring hunk of yesteryear.
Lawrence Welk is shown alongside this post, for those who may be unfamiliar with him. Note the lack of cleavage available in the photo.
But I did what Sweetie said, and made sure that I buttoned Mr Bunches' shirt, lest he grow up to play the accordion and be memorialized in a museum in North Dakota.