Time for some more answers and responses to your comments.
Lisa Pepin -- whose blog I meant to read today but then I got distracted on a project-- liked the beginning of "From The Cheesecake Truck To The End of The Line," and asked:
Aw, that's such a sweet story. Will you post a wedding pic? Pleeeeaassse?
Here's the thing with that: I mentioned to Sweetie that I was going to be Memoirizing our honeymoon, and she said, and I quote: "No photos of me." However, she did not say No artist's renderings of her, so I will provide you with this Artist Representation of My First Dance With Sweetie:
You will note that in the picture it appears that (a) I was a lot skinnier then, and (b) we appear to be square-dancing. Both are accurate representations.