Sunday, August 09, 2009
First Thoughts, Table Of Contents
First Thoughts are those things that come to mind right when I wake up in the morning. They're like little windows to the soul, if little windows to the soul were sleep-deprived, clinging ferociously to their cup of coffee, and cursing The Boy for leaving his shoes in the hallway.
I'm not just sad, I'm a little creeped out...
This is how you beat The System.
Wear Your Sweater Vest One Last Time 'Til Next Fall Week
Maybe Newsweek Should Have A Subscription To Me.
What a Way To Start The Week
My legs were beaten by goons.
Square Root Day
The stupidest thing I've ever heard, and then something that comes pretty close.